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WEBMASTER MESSAGE (10/18/2024): Welcome back Widesteppers!! To all those returning I would give a good Hoorah, but yall already know the deal. Get out there and step for the sake of stepping. And don't let anybody tell you otherwise! Anyone who is new or just getting started, read the fucking tips before you go out and get yourself hit by some idiot's 4-ton steel can. I know people love getting those glory clips but they are dangerous as fuck and won't get posted on the channel. We're in this for the passion not to end up on the local news. If you have no idea what's going on, welcome to our corner of the internet! I don't know how the hell you got here but stay for a bit and you might witness some of the dumb things people do to stay sane in this world. 🦅🦅🦅

WEBMASTER MESSAGE (10/19/2024): To the guy who commented "crap" on one of our latest videos: sorry to hear that your mother raised you to be suck up whiney little boot licker who always does what they're told to do. Oh did it offend you that one of our guys crossed the road in an undesignated area? Do you always grovel to the man? I'll tell you what: why don't you go back to a society filled with systems you don't understand and rules you follow without question while we'll go on widestepping.

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Tenements of Widestepping

  1. Take Up Space
  2. Never do what they tell you
  3. Be adjacent to expectations
  4. Never do what they expect
  5. Never give a damn

Tips for Widestepping

  1. 1. Look both ways. I know this shit is a no brainer but you'll be suprised how many rookies I've seen splat from not looking before they step.
  2. 2. Don't wear dark colors at night. Another no brainer. I know some of y'all want to throw on a crazy fit before stepping. Really make those motorists turn. But wear at least a bright hat. For my sake guys.
  3. 3. Watch out for bicyclists. They will hit you. They will! Crazy bastards.
  4. 4. Look out for I.L.O.Ps. For those who don't know, that stands for Irritating Looking Older Person. If you step in front of a cop they won't give a shit, but a retired older guy? He got nothing better to do than try to perform a citizens arrest on your ass.
  5. 5. Try not to widestep outside of the US. You will die.

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